Nothing is happening here, nope :




Lighting up your night :




Everyone loves a man in uniform :




The fingermonster compels you :




Your birthday wish come true :




The most out of your 37.5 cubic feet :




A paragon of organizational skill :




Your head will explode :




It'll set your face on fire :




All the evil you know and expect :




Safety first! :




More colorful than your average mehtank :




The best defense is a slappy offense :




You will not leave :




More colorful than your average .com :




Abandon maturity all ye who enter :




We are watching you :




Levitationally enhanced :




We have a monkey :