Beauty and the Geek Official Drinking Game

[ for use with approved non-alcoholic apple cider or Mountain Dew only ]

• Every time Karl laughs
• Every time Chris make a comment about Tristin crying
• Every time Tristin cries
• Every time Danielle uses a word that's not in the dictionary
• Every time Josh uses a simile or metaphor
• Every time Tyson solves a cube
• - a second if it's less than 20 seconds
• - and a third if it's behind his back
• Every time Ankur or Chris has their shirts off
• - a second if you see Ankur's package
• - and a third if you enjoy seeing Ankur's package
• Every time there is a boob shot
• - a second if it's Sarah
• Every time someone uses profanity
• - a second if they have to bleep it out
• Every time you see underwear
• Every time you hear the word "monkey"
• Every time a Beauty hugs a Geek
• Every time a cliffhanger is followed by a commercial break

And for those of you frequenting the Message boards:

• Every post that contains more than 5 exclamation points
• - a second if they are consecutive
• - a third if there are 1's interspersed
• Every post that contains multiple words written in ALL CAPS
• Every post with animated smiley faces
• Every post by someone with a username containing your own name
• Every post that mentions breasts
• - maybe just a half for that, don't want people dying of overdose
• Every LOL or OMG